Aging

I wanted to jazz my page up a bit, because I go to other blogger sites and see that their pages are all decked out with cute photos on the top. I can usually figure out how to fancy up my business within about ten minutes or so. Since this blog is supposed to be about ME, MY thoughts and hopefully some sort of representation of MY strange life, I decided to pick a few pictures of ME and wanted to have them border the top of MY blog.

But it isn't working quite right. I've spent at least an hour trying to figure out how to make my page look unique and now I've ended up making it so you have to scroll to see large, deformed photos of myself. Could this inability to figure out how to just center a few photos of myself on a webpage mean... that I am getting old?

I really think the first sign of aging is that you become out of touch with the latest in technology. Then you lose track of the latest singers and bands. Then People Magazine doesn't make sense because you don't recognize any of the actors in the pages. Then... you don't understand what anyone is saying because the darn lingo is so silly. People are "LOL"ing and "WTF"ing with their "BFF"s in the hippest "swag." How are we supposed to get around with this chatter?

How am I supposed to have an eye-catching webpage if I can't figure out how to make it look like ME after an hour of tinkering?

This is what I get for turning 27 next month.

In other quick news, I want to prove that I DID fish after my last blog. I touched worms AND I touched a fish. Just have a look for yourself:I know. That sucker is HUGE. I'm da man.